So here is the skinny, Jon has been a member of the blond enforcers for over the last 10 years. Now he would have gotten away with this if we had not decided to go to Club Allure, our first official dance club of the year. Here is how it went down. We show up at Allure and we are going in when out the blue they stop Jon and say "You can't go in, your shirt is a solid color and the collar is only poppin' on your jacket". Now I am not really sure if they said it like that or if the said "Hey the tall blond one is sportin' colors we can't let im in, no we can't, someone'll get capped" but the gist is that Jon was not allowed in because he could be confused as a Gangsta. That is right folks our 6' tall blond scruffy man is a Gangsta. Needless to say this is bullshit and as a result Club Allure is our first 0 stein winner of the year.
Now to recover we end up meeting James and Jill from previous postings and Brandon at the Leprechaun over on 9th and 48th. This was far better because not only was it a dive bar which I love, it was also fun. We were surrounded by partying deaf people and signs were flying. We had chips and salsa and it was generally very relaxed. We even invented a guessing game named "My Disney Fantasy" We were pretty drunk and this was pretty wrong but fun and when no one around can actually hear you, a person would be amazed at how bold one would get with his or her answers. We also played a game of telephone and that was fairly lame to be honest. Anyway the Leprechaun has pitchers, liquor, a fair staff, the kitchen does NOT stay open late and the pool tables and equipment are in bad shape, but as a backup bar it does quite well and warrants a 2.5 stein out of 5. Now a word on the ratings. 2.5 is not to bad and I would go back in a pinch like this was. 2 and lower however are probably a never go or go kicking and screaming. So 2.5 is very fair for what we did there.
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